Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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