You work out of a Hotel?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
