You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
