I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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