i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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