idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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