There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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