okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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