Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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