Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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