just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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