rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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