I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
