who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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