we're blogging at a bar
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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