belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't make out with my wife yet
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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