oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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