We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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