dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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