ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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