And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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