are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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