I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Can you repeat that, but with context?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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