Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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