her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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