He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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