Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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