i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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