I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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