i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She's the barista slut.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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