Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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