Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love having hate sex.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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