I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Randomize