You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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