My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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