I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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