Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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