don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
