I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
