Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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