Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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