Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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