I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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