Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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