4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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