listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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