Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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