Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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