Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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