I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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